I must admit I can relate, but I can't understand.
Everyone played with matches when they were little. They're just so awesome! What's the best thing to burn? Paper of course. It burns so quickly!
Ever wish you could just clean out that closet and get rid of all that excess paper junk you've been holding on to?
I've heard of people burning their books when they're done with a class or something. I have yet to come across a book worthy of that.
"Yes, yes. Take him away and feed him!" -Pride and prejudice (Sometimes just getting someone out of your house, and out of your hands is an instant relief, no matter how nice the person is).
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Any book by oscar wilde may be burned. His male characters are more effeminate than any woman in a jane austen book.
And yes I played with matches. And lighters. Anything that made a spark really.
What do ya say we all pick a day to clean out our closets and at night we have one massive collective burn?! Been a few months since the last bonfire.
hmmm how bout that really weird one we were gonna send to some random person, i think it had to do with robots or space or i dunno, i couldn't even take reading the description of the book! that one is burn worthy i'd say!
burn that? that is reserved for anonymous mail! speaking of which, ever hear anything about that.
well if you want some closet fire fule look no farther my freind i go for a THREE NIGHT FIRE
wait space ...robots sounds like a good book
it's all yours jereme
hahaha believe it or not i haven't. r we sure she sent it?? i'll ask around. we were brilliant that nite!!
I knew it! You're happy that I'm gone. Lol. Just kidding. Man, it's a new level of pathetic when you don't get your own jokes.
how ironic! i also just posted something burning!
the last bit of advice isn't something that usually comes from a christian. (unless catholic of course)
He went more in depth in describing (if not literally, than alluding to) the attractiveness of the mens faces than he did the actual portrait of dorian grey. Which, if I'm not confused, is the title of the book.
love the Mr. Collins reference Neen. I can't believe I missed that on first reading.
is there a funnier/more replusive character? heehee
I don't think so :)
yea, that was really funny. i love mr collins
anybody up for some Bunbury'ing?
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